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A Girl Who Would've Waited Too

I'm Floss, from England. BE WARNED I SPAM, I can't help myself I'm trigger happy with the reblog button.This is my happy place, my multi-fandom blog.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

I like the idea of taking every woman joke from the last season, and turning them into Moffat jokes.

thatprofessorguy:

peonymoonflower:

supercargautier:

manifestingwomanist:

bushtitfeminist:

jadelyn:

enterprisingly:

This is the same man.

This works quite nicely at debunking the “beefcake guys in comics are objectified for women just like women in comics are for men!” imo.  On the left: a magazine tailored for a male audience, showing him in full beefcake-type mode with headlines about how you, too, can look like this.  On the right: a magazine tailored for a female audience, which has a headline about romance and shows him looking more or less like a normal dude.

Tell me again how comic book guys are designed for female sexual enjoyment, completely equivalent to anatomically-improbable spines and giant tits with their own individual centers of gravity, and totes aren’t just male power fantasies.

COMMENTARY

Women don’t treat men the way men treat women.

it’s also worth noting that despite all the geeks complaining about women’s impossible standards, the fantasy on the right sets a really really easy low bar to meet:

"cool clean friendly non-aggressive man who will cook a food for u"

yep what an unfair standard to be subjected to

that last comment was beautiful

To the bolded I say; Not only do men objectify women, they even objectify other men.  Women treat men better than men treat men.

vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

CREATING THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT

Godric: GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
Other 3: What is it now, Godric
Salazar: this better not be the fucking Cat Therapy room again
Rowena: Shut the fuck up Salazar you hid a fucking Basilisk in the school and we still can't find it you absolute fucktrain
Godric: GUYS LETS MAKE A ROOM THAT SENSES WHAT YOU NEED AND DOES IT
Helga: ....Is that even possible?
Godric: EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE WITH MAGIC
Godric: PLEASE
Salazar: are we seriously going to do this this is the worst idea
Rowena: ....Actually, the guy has a point.
Salazar: ...are you fuckin kidding me
Rowena: DID I MENTION THE MOTHERFUCKING HOMICIDAL SNAKE?!
brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

spicyshimmy:

cool idea: clean this planet up and get awesome so we’re not all totally embarrassed when the vulcans arrive

folieadude:

thnksforthepete:

ryenross:

i made a playlist

1382 songs, 3.5days 

#that playlist is centuries long

folieadude:

thnksforthepete:

ryenross:

i made a playlist

1382 songs, 3.5days

sosuperawesome:

Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

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crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

books-are-my-entire-life:

So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:

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and I was just like “Oh you

and then

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of course. buT THEN THIS

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DOCTOR. 

THEN HE GRABBED WHAT

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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leanonstephen:

Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.

skellagirl:

If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit