why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
The Fall Soldier
whoa there satan
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
Lol I don’t reblog much avengers stuff but this made me laugh
villains who switch sides due to personal convictions and not because they fell in love with a hero
villains who fall in love with a hero but refuse to switch sides due to personal convictions
villains who have feelings for heroes but aren’t willing to just ditch their life and everything they’ve worked for
sympathetic villains with goals and motivations other than heroic bonkybits
DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT
I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel.
at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got
But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.
Because he didn’t have a childhood.
The 12th Doctor is revealed
It is a woman
it is Pepper Potts from Iron man
She would be a goddamn scary Doctor.
Whovian day - April 23rd
On april 23rd, whovians will be drawing tally marks all over themselves in dedication to the silence!
"it's like they sent me up there just to watch."
Jim being a total nuisance while Bones is working, coughing and clutching his chest. ”I think I’ve got something in my throat.” And then he sidles up to Bones and perches on his desk, eyebrow raised and a devilish grin on his face. ”Or maybe I just want to.” If Bones rolls his eyes any harder, there’s a chance they may actually fall out this time.