that’s my kind of price
lmao people mock fanfiction but when u think about it some people manage to create novel-length stories that are extremely well written without getting paid and they do it on top of school and work and everything else in their lives just because they love to write and they love the original story or the people they write about like im pretty sure that’s more productive than being the person who is just sat there laughing at it all
No one should have to experience this shit. and most fucking certainly not for “no reason”
imagine how much the neurosurgeon pissed his pants because of this.
544. Hufflepuff muggleborns ask why there is a marijuana plant in the common room. The other students say it’s a headache relief plant that belongs to Professor Sprout. That explains why she doesn’t help the kids when they pass out. She’s higher than a kite.
That second to last panel is chilling.
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
we really don’t give google as much credit as it deserves
If a short person is talking shit just say “don’t give me that altitude”
Alternatively this works for anyone up against dicks making fun of short people
friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry
i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day, or even for no reason at all
it is always okay to cry